Running On Empty

 

Oh man, why on earth did I ever think that taking up running at my age was a good idea? What was I thinking? I’m more dad bod material these days, and maybe it's time to embrace it? Leave all this exercise stuff to the kids, yeah, the kids - those lithe, smooth, toned, twinks with peach fuzz asses, ever-ready, oh so hard dicks and toned 6 packs, yeah th…