The Nutcracker

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Nov 27, 2025
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Christmas Eve, 2025 – A Georgian townhouse in Bath

Finn had never believed in fairy tales.
At twenty-seven, he believed in hangovers, deadlines, and the fact that his older sister Clara had terrible taste in souvenirs.

The thing she’d lugged back from a Berlin Christmas market was hideous: a two-foot-tall wooden soldier with a square jaw, painted blue unif…

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